so after a girl has sex, she doesnt have her period anymore? -josh

colleen talkin bout giving head... when you know your gonna cum, tell me or i'll bite your dick off!    -coo coo

"Kids: don't buy drugs...become a popstar and they give them to you for free!" - Billy Mac From Love Actually

"I wrote that whole song -- all the music -- by myself   while I was watching "Bugs Bunny." It just came to me.  It’s one riff throughout the whole song. That song --      the title track -- is my favorite on Iowa."                              - joey jordison

''Today's underground hero is tomorrow's fucking Calvin Klein jeans commercial. Thats hard to take when you're a kid. I was lucky. I got to wait till I was 23 for Metallica to cheese out.'' corey Taylor

cry me a river, build me a bridge, & get over it.      -M 3 R

Joey Jordison, Kerrang!, on his most embarassing moment
"Once in grade school, we were watching a movie with the lights out and I puked all over my desk. I was so freaked out that I tried to scoop it all up in my arms. It ruled, though, because it caused a 'vomitory'-three or four other people puked."

Corey Taylor; Metal Hammer
"I never knew my father, he bailed out before I was born. I don't even know his name, which is why I have these tatoos. This one means 'Father' (points to right side of neck) and this one means 'Death' (left side of neck). It used to bother me a lot and then I was like 'Fuck it, I'm not going to dwell on it'. We probably lived in 25 states when I was between the ages of four and eleven. When you spend a lot of time alone, you start to develop a kind of personal imagination. My mom wasn't strict at all, but the boyfriends she had would be complete fucking pricks to my sister and me, so I became stand of fish to people like that."

sex is a drug if you do it once you cant stop - trina