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How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. [H A H A ! that goes to all those idiot stuffers who wanna get laid & end up getting csrewed over. H E H A]

The Seven Most Important Men in A Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"



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